The Shadow Coverage Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“Kupp is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.