The Hamstring Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Kupp tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.