The Inch-Short Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“At 33, Kupp is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kupp drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.