The Butter-Finger Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“The QB looks at Kupp exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- The broadcast shows Kupp on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kupp scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.