The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp · SEA · WR
“The QB looks at Kupp exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kupp's week
- Kupp sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kupp is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
81%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Kupp, Kupp, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cooper Kupp in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cooper Kupp is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cooper Kupp actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.