The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Sutton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.