The Mystery Tweak Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sutton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sutton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.