The Hamstring Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sutton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.