The Butter-Finger Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Sutton, that's a flag." Sutton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.