The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Sutton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sutton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.