The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Sutton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sutton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.