The Butter-Finger Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sutton's stadium. Only over Sutton.
- The broadcast shows Sutton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sutton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.