The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Sutton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sutton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.