The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Sutton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Ref: "Number Sutton, that's a flag." Sutton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sutton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
82%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sutton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.