The Phantom Flag Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Sutton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sutton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sutton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.