The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Sutton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sutton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.