The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Sutton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sutton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.