The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sutton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Sutton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.