The Butter-Finger Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ref: "Number Sutton, that's a flag." Sutton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sutton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.