The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- The broadcast shows Sutton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sutton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.