The Hamstring Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Sutton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Sutton, Sutton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.