The Phantom Flag Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sutton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sutton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.