The Shadow Coverage Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.