The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Sutton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sutton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.