The Hamstring Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sutton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.