The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Sutton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sutton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.