The Snap Count Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Sutton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.