The Butter-Finger Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Sutton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.