The Snap Count Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Sutton was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Sutton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.