The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sutton's stadium. Only over Sutton.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sutton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.