The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sutton's stadium. Only over Sutton.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Sutton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.