The Late Scratch Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sutton's stadium. Only over Sutton.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Sutton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sutton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.