The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Sutton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sutton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.