The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sutton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.