The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The QB looks at Sutton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.