The Phantom Holding Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sutton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.