The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sutton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.