The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Sutton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sutton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.