The Late Scratch Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Sutton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- The broadcast shows Sutton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Sutton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Sutton, Sutton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.