The Phantom Flag Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Sutton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sutton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.