The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.