The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.