The Inch-Short Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.