The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.