The Phantom Flag Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.