The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.