The Late Scratch Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.