The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.