The Phantom Holding Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Allen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.