The Snap Count Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.